AIR I.
MR. PARSONS.
LOOK ye here!
Ay and there!
Oh, my ruin now is clear,
For I've track'd him above, and below:
Hopes are vain;—
See its plain
Where he doubles back again,
Like a friſky jack-hare in the ſnow!
AIR II.
[10]MR. PARSONS.
When a woman's brain teems
With ſuch ſtrange wanton dreams,
And ſhe toſſes, and turns in her bed,
'Tis at leaſt ten to one
But the huſband's undone,
Since the birth is deſign'd for his head.
Mercy what have we here?—
I am pregnant I fear,
My diſorder no med'cine can cure!
I feel ſuch a ſhooting,
I'm ſurely cornuting,
Oh, the labour how ſhall I endure!
AIR III.
MRS. BRADSHAW.
Tho' lords and ladies ſhine
In finer cloaths than mine,
I have none of their cares for to flout me;
I envy not their pelf,
I'm a dutcheſs in myſelf,
With my cocks, and my hens all about me.
AIR IV.
[11]MR. DAVIES.
Love and woman in uniſon play:—
To keep courtſhip's ſky bright, and clear,
Ma'm's as gentle as May,
Bills, and coos all the day,
Tho' diſcord is cloſe in the rear!—
So Love's catering, ſaucy, ſly, pickle,
The poiſon conceals of his dart,
For firſt with the feather he'll tickle,
And then—ſtrike the barb to your heart!
AIR V.
MR. VERNON.
The ſtream that environ'd her cot
All the charms of my deity knew;
How oft has its courſe been forgot,
While it paus'd—her dear image to woo?
Believe me, the fond ſilver tide
Knew from whence it deriv'd the fair prize,
For, ſilently ſwelling with pride,
It reflected her—back to the ſkies.
VI. BALLAD.
[12]MR. KING.
I.
When firſt I came hither to ſarvice,
I thought I wou'd learn how to woo,
So at Lammas I courted Doll Jarviſe,
Oh, there was the devil to do!
Tho'f at firſt my poor heart ſhe denoy'd it,
She made it as ſick as a dog,
And like a Jack Lantern decoy'd it
With her eyes,—over briar and bog.
II.
Odſooks, but the tit beat me hollow,
She run me ſo ſoon off my wind,
For the more little Jerry did follow,
She left him the further behind;
But one moon-ſhiny night made me happy,
For home in a tiff did I jog,
And left Doll for to find a new ſappy,
To dance over briar and bog.
AIR VII.
[13]MRS. WRIGHTEN.
How weak the maid, who's led aſtray
By ſtate, by wealth, or faſhion?
Whoſe heart can never own their ſway,
For love's a gen'rous paſſion!
Where ſhall the ſelf-made captive find
A joy, that's worth the knowing?
But from two hearts by love conjoin'd,
What endleſs tranſports flowing!
VIII. BALLAD.
MR. KING.
I.
Muſt a Chriſtian man's ſon born and bred up,
By a Negar be flung in diſgrace,—
Be aſham'd for to hold his poor head up,
'Ca'ſe as how he has got a white face?
—No, never mind, little Jerry,
Let your honeſt heart be merry;
Britiſh boys will ſtill be right,
Till they prove that black is white!
[14]II.
M'hap the nabob, that brought the poor creature
From his father, and mother, and all,
Is himſelf of a blackamoor nature,
Dark within as the tribe of Bengal.
—So never mind it, little Jerry,
Let your honeſt heart be merry;
Britiſh boys will ſtill be right,
Till they prove that black is white!