1875 First performed: April 12, 1875 CAST OF CHARACTERS . Theatre Comique , New York, April 12, 1875. Dan Dunphey Mr ED HARRIGAN Rodger McGuire Mr. TONY HART William Wilkins Mr. JOHN WILD Sarah Wilkins Mr JAMES BRADLEY James Boggs Mr. J A. GRAVER Christopher Skien Mr. J F. CROSSEN Keeper of a Lunatic Asylum Mr. G. STOUT TIME OF PLAYING — EIGHTEEN MINUTES. SCENERY . SCENE — Plain Chamber in 3d Grooves; Bay Window C., Door in R. and L Flat. COSTUMES . DAN DUNPHEY — Black pants tight, long white vest, stock and standing collar, an old style dress coat. RODGER MCGUIRE — Any odd old style garments. WILLIAM WILKINS — Light colored pants and gaiters, short cut coat, fancy necktie. SARAH WILKINS — Light calico materials; fancy bonnet, little extravagant all. JAMES BOGGS — Short red wig, with any eccentric costume, modern or otherwise. CHRISTOPHER SKIEN — Dark clothes; rather shabby genteel. KEEPER — Plain modern clothes, any style. PROPERTIES . Desk, with Ledger and Writing Materials; Safe, Table, Candles and Candlestick, Newspaper, Book to read, Satchel, Pair of Overhauls, Night Gown; Pillow, Fork, Bedstead and Curtains; Slat made to come out of Bedstead, Lunch to set on Table . STAGE DIRECTIONS . R. means Right of Stage, facing the Audience; L. Left; C. Centre; R. C. Right of Centre; L. C. Left of Centre. D. F. Door in the Flat; or Scene running across the back of the Stage; C. D. F. Centre Door in the Flat; R. D. F. Right Door in the Flat; L. D. F. Left Door in the Flat; R. D. Right Door; L. D. Left Door; 1 E. First Entrance; 2 E. Second Entrance; U. E. Upper Entrance; 1, 2 or 3 G. First, Second or Third Grooves. R. R. C. C. L. C. L. The reader is supposed to be upon the stage, facing the audience. SCENE. — Plain Chamber in 3d Grooves; Bay Window C.; Door in R. and L. Flat; Desk on R., with Ledger and writing materials, Safe at the end of Desk; Table and Chair, with lighted Candle, Newspaper and Book, Satchel; pair of Overhauls; Night Gown; Lunch on Table, Pillow and Fork L. 1 E.; Bedstead and Curtains L.; Slat made to come out of Bedstead . ( discovered ). Contains 201 words in 16 sentences using 1035 chars . Enter RODGER MCGUIRE, L. D. F. Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars . Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars . Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars . Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 63 chars . Contains 38 words in 2 sentences using 170 chars . Contains 19 words in 1 sentence using 85 chars . Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 48 chars . Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 52 chars . Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars . Contains 21 words in 1 sentence using 97 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 98 chars . Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 42 chars . 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Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 62 chars . Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 97 chars . Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars . Enter CHRISTOPHER SKIEN with a satchel; walks tragically across the stage and stares at DAN. Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars . Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 105 chars . ( very loud ). Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 83 chars . Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 90 chars . ( holding pen ). Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars . Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 75 chars . Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 63 chars . ( with a lighted candle ). Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 51 chars . Contains 24 words in 5 sentences using 128 chars . Enter SARAH and WILLIAM, R. D. F. Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars . Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 99 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars . Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 135 chars . Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 66 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 44 chars . ( gives him money ). Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars . ( with pen ). Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars . ( gives lighted candle ). Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 44 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars . Contains 49 words in 5 sentences using 214 chars . Enter RODGER in nightgown, snoring, walks around stage . ( puts his head out ). Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars . RODGER, snoring, reads paper . Contains 101 words in 12 sentences using 475 chars . ( heard from within ). Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars . ( jumps in bed again ). Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars . Enter CHRISTOPHER with pillow and fork . Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars . Contains 29 words in 2 sentences using 145 chars . Enter RODGER, snoring . ( strikes attitude ). Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 115 chars . Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 76 chars . Enter WILLIAM and WIFE. Contains 23 words in 1 sentence using 114 chars . Contains 19 words in 1 sentence using 95 chars . ( looking out ). Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars . Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars . Enter MR. JAMES BOGGS, R. 1 E. Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars . Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars . Enter KEEPER. Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars . ( pointing to RODGER). Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars . Enter CHRISTOPHER and RODGER. (CHRISTOPHER seizes RODGER, and the KEEPER wrestles with both to secure his man; tumult with all .) CURTAIN, OR CLOSE IN.