1798 Every human being has some vices. Husbands must expect to find them in their wives, and wives in their husbands — parents will find vices in their children; and children when they grow up will find them in their parents. How shall we cure, or alleviate those vices in our near relations — by wildness or severity? — is not mildness most likely to pain the heart, and consequently to give us the greatest influence? PERSONS. MEN. Mr. VAN KEPPEL — a merchant of Amsterdam and a gamester. Mr. LEERKINS — brother to Mrs. Van Keppel. WOMEN. Mrs. VAN KEPPEL — wife to Mr. Van Keppel. Madam LEERKINS — mother to Mrs. V. Keppel. Mrs. PAULUS — aunt to Mr. V. Keppel. Miss LEERKINS — sister to Mrs. V. Keppel. The scene of action is supposed to be a merchant's house near the bank at Amsterdam. ACT I. SCENE. I. — Madam Leerkins and Mrs. V. Keppel. Contains 31 words in 3 sentences using 177 chars . Contains 45 words in 2 sentences using 236 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 106 chars . Contains 26 words in 5 sentences using 127 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 98 chars . Contains 40 words in 3 sentences using 188 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars . Contains 51 words in 2 sentences using 268 chars . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 85 chars . Contains 47 words in 3 sentences using 234 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars . Exit M. Leerkins SCENE II. — Mr. and Mrs. Keppel. ( Mrs. Keppel speaks to Mr. Keppel as he is entering. ) Contains 42 words in 4 sentences using 190 chars . Contains 43 words in 3 sentences using 201 chars . Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 142 chars . Contains 79 words in 5 sentences using 395 chars . Contains 33 words in 4 sentences using 174 chars . Enter Mrs. Paulus Mrs. Kep. Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 86 chars . Exit Keppel. SCENE III. — Mad. Leerkins , Mrs. V. Keppel and Mrs. Paulus. Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 132 chars . Contains 39 words in 3 sentences using 190 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 102 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 91 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 104 words in 6 sentences using 527 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars . Contains 73 words in 4 sentences using 398 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 49 words in 4 sentences using 231 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 77 chars . Contains 32 words in 2 sentences using 159 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars . Contains 76 words in 3 sentences using 360 chars . Contains 32 words in 2 sentences using 140 chars . Exit Mad. Leerkins. ACT II. SCENE I. — Keppel enters with a distracted air. Contains 38 words in 6 sentences using 180 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars . Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars . Contains 9 words in 4 sentences using 49 chars . Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 85 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars . Contains 34 words in 5 sentences using 164 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 32 words in 4 sentences using 172 chars . Contains 36 words in 7 sentences using 166 chars . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 81 chars . Contains 33 words in 2 sentences using 159 chars . Contains 31 words in 4 sentences using 137 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars . ( She goes out to bring the box. ) Enter Miss Leerkins SCENE II. — Miss Leerkins and Mr. Keppel. Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 47 words in 4 sentences using 252 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 100 chars . Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 125 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars . Contains 54 words in 3 sentences using 272 chars . Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 148 chars . Contains 39 words in 2 sentences using 196 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 113 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars . Contains 31 words in 3 sentences using 155 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 85 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . Contains 33 words in 3 sentences using 166 chars . Contains 53 words in 2 sentences using 274 chars . Mrs. Keppel enters with the box. SCENE III. — Mrs. Keppel and Mr. Keppel. Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 64 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars . (Goes out with the box.) SCENE IV. — Miss Leerkins and Mrs. Keppel. Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 69 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 9 chars . Contains 44 words in 4 sentences using 234 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars . Contains 54 words in 4 sentences using 251 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 35 words in 4 sentences using 171 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars . Contains 33 words in 3 sentences using 157 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars . Contains 24 words in 4 sentences using 110 chars . Contains 33 words in 2 sentences using 161 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars . (Exit Miss Leerkins, Mrs. Keppel soon follows her.) ACT III. Mr. Kappel and Mrs. Keppel. (Keppel enters first, walks about disturbed — she enters soon after.) Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars . (Keppel interrupts her angrily.) Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars . (Mrs. Keppel looks grieved and speaks tenderly.) Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars . ( Keppel looks hard at her, is silent, then speaks. ) Contains 46 words in 2 sentences using 218 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars . Contains 43 words in 2 sentences using 207 chars . Contains 55 words in 2 sentences using 283 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 86 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars . Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 129 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 41 words in 2 sentences using 213 chars . Contains 35 words in 2 sentences using 197 chars . ( Mr. Leerkins enters with a box, to him Mrs. Keppel speaks. ) Contains 34 words in 3 sentences using 182 chars . (Mr. Leerkins giving her the box.) Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 188 chars . (She takes it.) Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 30 chars . Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 12 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars . Contains 52 words in 5 sentences using 291 chars .