1798 EVERY vicious habit subjects the mind to a real slavery. The most sacred relations of life, with the duties annexed to them, are contravened by a vicious propension which has once mastered the reasoning faculty — This in no instance is more evident than in that of women, otherwise delicate and well bred — addicting themselves to GAMING — Few vicious habits are cured but by some very powerful cause, such as extreme sickness, or fear of present death — we should not therefore complain of life on account of frequent dangers and fears. They are medicines of providence to cure us of our vices. PERSONS. MEN. Mr . OMBRE — a merchant, and a very indulgent husband . Mr . SMART — a high spirited citizen . Mr . ALLWORTHY — a very methodical, but very genteel man . WOMEN. Mrs . OMBRE — a female gamester, conductress of a party . Mrs . MEACHUM — a wife in slavish fear of her husband . Mrs . SMART — a high spirited wife, counterpart to her husband . Mrs . ALLWORTHY — a prudent sensible woman . Mrs . ARTFULL — a wife who values herself on her cunning . Miss EIGHTEEN — a proud handsome girl . Miss PINCH'EM — a housekeeper to Mrs. Ombre . SCENE. — A merchant's house in the city of Bristol in England . ACT I. SCENE I. — Mr. and Mrs. Smart . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 81 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 90 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 82 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 168 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 91 chars . (Exit Mr. Smart.) SCENE II. — Mrs. Smart and Mrs. Artful . (Artful enters while Smart is speaking.) Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 87 chars . Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 102 chars . Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 123 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 119 chars . Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 128 chars . (Exit Smart.) SCENE III. — Artful and Meachum. (alone) Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars . (Meachum enters) Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 151 chars . Contains 33 words in 3 sentences using 148 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 84 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 90 chars . Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 113 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 111 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 141 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 81 chars . Contains 36 words in 3 sentences using 186 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 96 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 104 chars . Contains 35 words in 2 sentences using 166 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars . Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 147 chars . Exit Artful, and Smart re-enters, but Meachum does not see her, because her face is turned the other way SCENE IV. — Meachum and Smart. (with herself.) Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 88 chars . (interrupting her.) Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 102 chars . Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 6 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 63 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars . Contains 35 words in 2 sentences using 158 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . Contains 80 words in 2 sentences using 395 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 79 chars . Enters Allworthy SCENE V. — Allworthy, Meachum, and Smart. Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars . Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 52 words in 2 sentences using 279 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 101 chars . Contains 47 words in 6 sentences using 237 chars . Contains 52 words in 5 sentences using 269 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 82 chars . Exeunt Meachum and Smart alone. Contains 45 words in 2 sentences using 228 chars . Exit Allworthy ACT II. SCENE I. — Mr. and Mrs. Allworthy . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars . Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 117 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 95 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . Contains 29 words in 2 sentences using 163 chars . Contains 34 words in 4 sentences using 177 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars . Exit with a low bow Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars . SCENE II. — Miss Eighteen and Mrs. Allworthy . (Eighteen speaks as she enters.) Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 116 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars . Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars . Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 161 chars . Contains 37 words in 5 sentences using 198 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 82 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 75 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 53 words in 4 sentences using 287 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 106 chars . Contains 58 words in 4 sentences using 311 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 90 words in 5 sentences using 467 chars . Contains 39 words in 3 sentences using 186 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 41 words in 2 sentences using 186 chars . Contains 10 words in 4 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 37 words in 2 sentences using 171 chars . Exit Eighteen. — Mrs. Smart enters again SCENE III. — Smart and Allworthy. Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 123 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars . Contains 33 words in 4 sentences using 180 chars . Contains 31 words in 4 sentences using 140 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars . (All go out) ACT III. SCENE I. — Mr. and Mrs. Ombre . Contains 36 words in 3 sentences using 185 chars . Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 66 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars . Contains 42 words in 3 sentences using 195 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars . Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 139 chars . Mr. Ombre goes out SCENE II. — Mrs. Ombre and Miss Pinch'em . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 64 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 108 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 86 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars . Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 122 chars . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 88 chars . Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 175 chars . Contains 29 words in 3 sentences using 136 chars . Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 102 chars . Contains 29 words in 3 sentences using 142 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 100 chars . Contains 67 words in 2 sentences using 327 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 15 chars . Contains 57 words in 6 sentences using 268 chars . Exit Pinch'em alone. Contains 63 words in 5 sentences using 332 chars . Enters Eighteen, and after her Mrs. Allworthy SCENE III. — Eighteen, Allworthy and Ombre. Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 121 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars . Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 123 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 84 chars . Contains 25 words in 1 sentence using 123 chars . (Exit Ombre.) SCENE IV. — Allworthy and Eighteen. Contains 28 words in 4 sentences using 135 chars . Contains 41 words in 4 sentences using 189 chars . Contains 37 words in 2 sentences using 195 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 94 chars . ( Eighteen goes out ) alone. Contains 60 words in 4 sentences using 363 chars . SCENE V. — Pinch'em running in to Allworthy who remains. Contains 11 words in 4 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars . Contains 89 words in 4 sentences using 434 chars . SCENE VI. — All the Ladies rush in with noise and confusion, except Mrs. Ombre . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 132 chars . Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 141 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars . ( Mrs Ombre enters — They lay hold on her .) Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . Contains 52 words in 2 sentences using 286 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 56 words in 3 sentences using 296 chars . Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 33 chars . Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 42 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars . Contains 24 words in 4 sentences using 136 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars . Contains 41 words in 2 sentences using 213 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars . (Appearing to go off the stage in agony.) Contains 52 words in 5 sentences using 264 chars . Contains 29 words in 3 sentences using 166 chars . All go out