1798 IT is very pernicious to families, when parents form designs which produce mistrust among their children — or children pursue schemes of their own, without the intelligence of their parents. It is commonmonly the case, that persons devoted to celibacy, know not the social principles of a family — and from that cause become troublesome inmates. Of maidens we say nothing accusatively — but if old bachelors say our charge is grievous, let them marry, and that will confuse it — and let the maids all say — amen. PERSONS. MEN. Mr. ROBERTSON — the Father of a family. Major ROBERTSON — an old bachelor. ALBIN ROBERTSON — son of Mr. Robertson. AIMWELL — a brother's son, brought up with Mr. Robertson. WOMEN. CECILIA — Mr. Robertson's daughter. SOPHIA — daughter of the widow Clifford. Widow HERBERT — a woman, who boards Sophia. SCENE. — A merchant's house in the city of New-Haven . ACT I. SCENE I. — The Major and Albin. The father and Aimwell stand silent. Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . ( to his father ) Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars . SCENE II. — Major and the Father. Contains 25 words in 5 sentences using 114 chars . Contains 70 words in 2 sentences using 348 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars . Albin steals out, watching his father. (looking about) Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 105 chars . ( fsighing ) Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars . ( wakling about ) Contains 42 words in 4 sentences using 214 chars . Exit Major. SCENE III. — Father and Albin. Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars . Albin enters in a fopped hat and speaks, looking at his own toes Contains 55 words in 2 sentences using 254 chars . ( suddenly ) Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 8 chars . (starting) Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 138 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . Contains 38 words in 3 sentences using 179 chars . Contains 54 words in 3 sentences using 254 chars . Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 125 chars . ( Exit Albin ) SCENE IV. — Father and Widow Herbert. Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 10 chars . Contains 38 words in 3 sentences using 176 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 111 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 179 chars . Contains 32 words in 2 sentences using 159 chars . Contains 62 words in 2 sentences using 288 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 26 words in 2 sentences using 115 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars . Contains 99 words in 2 sentences using 471 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars . Contains 35 words in 2 sentences using 170 chars . They withdraw. ACT II. SCENE I. — Albin and Aimwell. Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars . Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 139 chars . Exit Aimwell. SCENE II. — Father and Albin. (As the Father is sitting in a chair Albin comes up to his elbow — speaks anxiously — The father answers coldly.) Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 29 words in 4 sentences using 150 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 91 chars . Contains 29 words in 3 sentences using 150 chars . Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 137 chars . Exit Father. Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars . SCENE III. — Mayor and Albin. Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 119 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 78 chars . Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 34 words in 3 sentences using 170 chars . Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 76 chars . Contains 41 words in 3 sentences using 201 chars . Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 115 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 94 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 88 chars . Contains 47 words in 6 sentences using 255 chars . SCENE IV. — Father and Cecilia. Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars . ( Major goes out ) Contains 36 words in 2 sentences using 173 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 99 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 113 chars . (After a long pause.) Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 109 chars . (Rising suddenly.) Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 122 chars . Goes out weeping, and wiping her eyes. ) Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 128 chars . Exit Father. ACT III. SCENE I. — Major and Aimwell. Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 13 chars . Contains 31 words in 2 sentences using 148 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars . Contains 36 words in 3 sentences using 187 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 13 chars . Exit Major. SCENE II. — Albin and Aimwell. Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 126 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 121 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars . Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 152 chars . Albin goes out. SCENE III. — Aimwell and Cecilia. alone. Contains 102 words in 3 sentences using 526 chars . Cecilia enters. Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 81 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars . Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars . (Aimwell goes out into the street, returns in a moment, introducing Sophia.) Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars . Contains 33 words in 2 sentences using 150 chars . (Exit Aimwell) SCENE IV. — Sophia and Cecilia. Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars . (Taking her by the hand.) Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 45 words in 3 sentences using 218 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars . Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 169 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 72 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars . Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 130 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 72 chars . ( Cecilia lays a pillow in the back of a chair and covers Sophia with a shawl — Sophia sleeps covered. ) Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 13 chars . ( Exit Cecilia. ) SCENE V. — Albin alone. Contains 155 words in 7 sentences using 801 chars . ( Exit softly. ) SCENE VI. — Cecilia and Sophia. Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars . (waking) Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 99 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 83 chars . SCENE VII. — Albin, Sophia and Cecilia. Albin runs in and offers to catch Sophia's hand. Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars . Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 86 chars . Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 116 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 102 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 49 words in 3 sentences using 261 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 101 chars . Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 111 chars . Contains 39 words in 3 sentences using 214 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 95 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars . (Exeunt omnes.) ACT IV. SCENE I — Father and Major. Contains 29 words in 4 sentences using 164 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 75 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 62 words in 4 sentences using 313 chars . Contains 47 words in 2 sentences using 243 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars . Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 75 chars . Contains 33 words in 4 sentences using 176 chars . Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 154 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 117 chars . Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 119 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars . (He spits.) Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 126 chars . Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 133 chars . Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 38 words in 2 sentences using 178 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 91 chars . Exit Maj. SCENE II. — Father and Aimwell. Contains 31 words in 3 sentences using 179 chars . Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 86 chars . kicks it off the stage. Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 109 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 83 chars . Exit Aimwell. SCENE III. — Father, Sophia and Cecilia. Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 13 chars . Contains 49 words in 3 sentences using 225 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 93 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 103 chars . (puts a purse into her hands, and she lets it fall.) Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . Takes the warrant out and appears to be going ( catching his arm ) Contains 58 words in 3 sentences using 303 chars . (Curtains close.) A proper tune. Contains 76 words in 3 sentences using 412 chars . ACT V. SCENE I. — Father, Albin and Major. Contains 106 words in 4 sentences using 556 chars . Albin enters. Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 113 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 15 chars . ( reads. ) Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 24 chars . Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars . Contains 90 words in 4 sentences using 536 chars . Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars . Contains 24 words in 5 sentences using 145 chars . (slapping him on the shoulders) Contains 72 words in 4 sentences using 404 chars . Contains 42 words in 2 sentences using 232 chars . (Enter Sophia and Cecilia.) Contains 58 words in 3 sentences using 285 chars . ( Exit Major. ) Contains 111 words in 4 sentences using 620 chars . (Father leads — Albin leads off Sophia — Aimwell conducts Cecilia — they leave the stage in the highest transports of joy.)