1847 DRAMATIS PERSONÆ. Sam Markham , a young gentleman of Philadelphia, not over wise, but improving every day. Phil Peters , his friend, from New York; witty and wild as the world goes, but with touches of a deeper philosophy. Huskisson Hodgson , a "Brummagen" beau and tourist. Pontefract Pinchbeck , a novelist of the new school. Mr. Fizgig , a political speculator and a speculative politician. Mrs. Fizgig , wife to Fizgig, a motherly dame. Garafelia Fizgig , their daughter; an admirer of the new school of Romance. Miss Emily Slapdash , friend to Garafelia; a fashionable young lady, in the best society. The Scene is laid in Philadelphia. ACT I. SCENE I. — TUESDAY. ( Washington Hotel, Chestnut Street, Philadelphia. — Phil Peters seated at the window of his parlor in a dressing-gown. ) Contains 80 words in 6 sentences using 405 chars . ( from the outside ). Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 36 words in 4 sentences using 185 chars . ( enters the room ). Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars . ( rising to meet him ). Contains 67 words in 7 sentences using 349 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars . Contains 201 words in 10 sentences using 1049 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars . Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 58 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars . Contains 109 words in 8 sentences using 576 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 93 words in 6 sentences using 492 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 79 chars . Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 177 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 112 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 66 words in 4 sentences using 381 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 99 words in 3 sentences using 542 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 97 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars . Contains 82 words in 4 sentences using 470 chars . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 108 chars . Contains 50 words in 3 sentences using 247 chars . Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 123 chars . Contains 87 words in 3 sentences using 505 chars . Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 84 words in 5 sentences using 509 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 104 words in 5 sentences using 561 chars . Contains 73 words in 3 sentences using 383 chars . Contains 67 words in 3 sentences using 373 chars . Contains 150 words in 9 sentences using 839 chars . Contains 71 words in 6 sentences using 395 chars . Contains 48 words in 5 sentences using 254 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 15 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 51 words in 5 sentences using 306 chars . Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 118 chars . ( putting on his coat. ) Contains 32 words in 2 sentences using 170 chars . Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 32 chars . ( Exeunt together. ) SCENE II. — PARLOR IN MR. FIZGIG'S HOUSE. ( Discovered Mrs. Fizgig and Garafelia. ) Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 11 words in 4 sentences using 58 chars . Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 165 chars . Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 143 chars . ( rather sharply. ) Contains 64 words in 2 sentences using 336 chars . Contains 30 words in 4 sentences using 152 chars . Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 65 chars . Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 52 chars . Contains 40 words in 3 sentences using 214 chars . Contains 43 words in 5 sentences using 231 chars . ( looking out of the window. ) Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 98 chars . ( Exit Mrs. Fizgig. Bell is rung. ) Contains 135 words in 7 sentences using 728 chars . ( Door opens, and enter Emily Slapdash. ) Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars . ( Embraces Garafelia. ) Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . Contains 121 words in 5 sentences using 630 chars . ( in a solemn voice. ) Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars . Contains 55 words in 5 sentences using 302 chars . Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 57 chars . Contains 63 words in 5 sentences using 335 chars . Contains 69 words in 3 sentences using 394 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars . Contains 48 words in 3 sentences using 274 chars . Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 135 chars . Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 53 words in 4 sentences using 275 chars . Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 32 chars . Contains 79 words in 6 sentences using 447 chars . ( Bell is rung. ) ( shrugging her shoulders ). Contains 50 words in 4 sentences using 270 chars . ( Exit Miss Slapdash , and enter Pontefract Pinchbeck. ) Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 30 chars . Contains 37 words in 2 sentences using 211 chars . ( Bell is rung. ) ( aside. ) Contains 31 words in 6 sentences using 180 chars . ( raising his voice ). Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 83 chars . ( Phil and Sam coming to the door with the Servant , stop in amazement. ) ( to Servant ). Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 29 words in 1 sentence using 149 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 100 chars . Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 41 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 108 chars . Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 107 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 54 words in 7 sentences using 309 chars . Contains 28 words in 4 sentences using 173 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 106 chars . ( aside ). Contains 50 words in 3 sentences using 262 chars . ( Rises to take his leave. ) Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 134 chars . ( aside ). Contains 36 words in 5 sentences using 214 chars . ( Exit Pinchbeck , in confusion. ) Contains 19 words in 1 sentence using 107 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 85 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 101 chars . Contains 26 words in 4 sentences using 148 chars . Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 124 chars . Contains 46 words in 3 sentences using 237 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars . Contains 92 words in 6 sentences using 557 chars . Contains 48 words in 6 sentences using 266 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars . ( aside ). Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 163 chars . Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 221 chars . ( aside ). Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 154 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . ( aside ). Contains 110 words in 7 sentences using 606 chars . Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 36 chars . ( aside ). Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 44 words in 4 sentences using 245 chars . ( aside ). Contains 62 words in 5 sentences using 334 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . ( Both rise, and take their leave, and exeunt. ) Contains 32 words in 4 sentences using 192 chars . ( Exit with enthusiasm. ) END OF ACT FIRST. ACT II. SCENE I. — WEDNESDAY. ( Pontifract Pinchbeck alone in his study, enveloped in a flashy dressing gown. ) Contains 93 words in 5 sentences using 507 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 133 chars . Contains 32 words in 4 sentences using 182 chars . Contains 38 words in 3 sentences using 211 chars . Contains 25 words in 4 sentences using 135 chars . ( And exit. ) SCENE II. — A PARLOR IN SAM'S HOUSE IN CHESTNUT STREET. ( Sam and Phil sitting at the window, conversing. ) Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 88 chars . Contains 77 words in 4 sentences using 405 chars . Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 109 chars . ( laughing ). Contains 45 words in 5 sentences using 221 chars . Contains 47 words in 3 sentences using 261 chars . Contains 51 words in 3 sentences using 285 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 127 chars . Contains 39 words in 2 sentences using 219 chars . Contains 29 words in 5 sentences using 163 chars . Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 108 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 200 words in 15 sentences using 1086 chars . ( in a cautious whisper ). Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 107 chars . ( in the same tone ). Contains 30 words in 4 sentences using 172 chars . Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 145 chars . ( aside ). Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . ( aside ). Contains 11 words in 4 sentences using 75 chars . Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 61 chars . ( aside hurriedly ). Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 63 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars . Contains 55 words in 5 sentences using 286 chars . Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 111 chars . Contains 29 words in 3 sentences using 131 chars . ( rings the bell. Waiter comes ). Contains 33 words in 3 sentences using 168 chars . ( to Servant ). Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars . ( Exit Servant. ) ( aside to Sam ). Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars . ( in a whisper to Hodg. ) Contains 45 words in 5 sentences using 224 chars . ( grinning ). Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 11 chars . ( Exit John. ) ( sipping his julep ). Contains 89 words in 6 sentences using 480 chars . Contains 55 words in 4 sentences using 288 chars . ( covering his eyes with his hands ). Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars . Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 148 chars . ( aside ). Contains 31 words in 5 sentences using 161 chars . Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 169 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 69 chars . ( aside to Hodg. ) Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 54 chars . ( turning to Phil ). Contains 24 words in 4 sentences using 130 chars . Contains 23 words in 6 sentences using 118 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 64 chars . ( piously ). Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 15 chars . ( pretending not to notice his exclamation ). Contains 47 words in 2 sentences using 259 chars . Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 97 chars . Contains 41 words in 3 sentences using 213 chars . Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 109 chars . Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 39 chars . Contains 46 words in 3 sentences using 242 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars . ( interrupting him ). Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars . Contains 34 words in 4 sentences using 176 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars . Contains 102 words in 4 sentences using 522 chars . ( aside ). Contains 45 words in 8 sentences using 259 chars . Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 132 chars . ( aside ). Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars . ( in agitation ). Contains 14 words in 5 sentences using 67 chars . Contains 48 words in 7 sentences using 227 chars . Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 90 words in 7 sentences using 447 chars . Contains 92 words in 7 sentences using 445 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars . Contains 127 words in 7 sentences using 664 chars . ( winks to Phil ). Contains 33 words in 4 sentences using 172 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars . Contains 46 words in 3 sentences using 308 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 130 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 83 chars . Contains 45 words in 2 sentences using 254 chars . Contains 13 words in 4 sentences using 65 chars . Contains 71 words in 3 sentences using 342 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars . Contains 80 words in 6 sentences using 389 chars . Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 56 chars . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 104 chars . Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 11 chars . Contains 56 words in 4 sentences using 288 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 94 chars . Contains 73 words in 5 sentences using 391 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars . Contains 73 words in 6 sentences using 357 chars . Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 125 chars . Contains 38 words in 3 sentences using 202 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars . Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 137 chars . Contains 50 words in 9 sentences using 278 chars . Contains 9 words in 4 sentences using 48 chars . Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 48 chars . Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 31 chars . Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 158 chars . ( aside ). Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars . ( aside to Sam ). Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars . Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 86 chars . Contains 32 words in 4 sentences using 147 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 12 chars . Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 42 words in 4 sentences using 198 chars . Contains 47 words in 7 sentences using 256 chars . Contains 90 words in 6 sentences using 432 chars . Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 86 chars . Contains 30 words in 4 sentences using 147 chars . ( trembling ). Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars . Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 45 chars . Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 94 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 115 chars . ( stifling a laugh ). Contains 23 words in 5 sentences using 136 chars . Contains 31 words in 5 sentences using 158 chars . Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 124 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 10 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars . Contains 61 words in 6 sentences using 328 chars . Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 67 chars . Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 118 chars . ( aside ). Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 79 chars . Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 118 chars . Contains 27 words in 8 sentences using 130 chars . ( to Sam ). Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars . ( to Hodg ). Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 57 chars . Contains 54 words in 3 sentences using 285 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 105 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 111 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 64 chars . Contains 67 words in 4 sentences using 309 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars . Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 117 chars . Contains 55 words in 4 sentences using 285 chars . Contains 119 words in 9 sentences using 684 chars . ( aside to Phil ). Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars . Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 83 chars . Contains 41 words in 4 sentences using 210 chars . Contains 11 words in 6 sentences using 62 chars . Contains 106 words in 7 sentences using 616 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars . Contains 48 words in 4 sentences using 233 chars . ( producing a note book ). Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 146 chars . ( aside ). Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 36 words in 3 sentences using 175 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars . Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 114 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 82 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 80 chars . ( Exit Phil. ) ( aside, writing in his note book ). Contains 12 words in 4 sentences using 83 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 15 words in 4 sentences using 86 chars . ( Exit Hodgson. ) Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars . SCENE III. — PARLOR IN FIZGIG'S HOUSE. ( Mr. Fizgig alone after dinner. ) Contains 105 words in 9 sentences using 589 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 63 words in 7 sentences using 375 chars . ( entering ). Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 45 words in 3 sentences using 268 chars . Contains 28 words in 7 sentences using 154 chars . Contains 77 words in 7 sentences using 441 chars . ( Exit Fizgig. ) SCENE IV. — VICINITY OF SCHUYLKILL BRIDGE, NEAR SUNDOWN. ( Enter Phil and Sam from opposite quarters. ) Contains 32 words in 6 sentences using 179 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 72 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars . Contains 106 words in 5 sentences using 559 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars . Contains 45 words in 2 sentences using 248 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars . Contains 110 words in 5 sentences using 551 chars . Contains 37 words in 2 sentences using 178 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 6 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars . ( Exeunt together. ) SCENE V. — PARLOR IN MR. FIZGIG'S HOUSE. — EVENING. ( Mr. Hodgson and Miss Fizgig conversing. ) Contains 43 words in 3 sentences using 243 chars . Contains 14 words in 4 sentences using 77 chars . Contains 55 words in 8 sentences using 319 chars . ( Enter Sam , and salutes the two. ) Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 84 chars . Contains 14 words in 4 sentences using 74 chars . Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 169 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars . Contains 50 words in 3 sentences using 274 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars . Contains 46 words in 4 sentences using 211 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 66 words in 3 sentences using 338 chars . Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 67 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars . Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 66 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 43 words in 6 sentences using 242 chars . ( Exit Sam. ) Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 94 chars . ( alarmed ). Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars . ( aside ). Contains 24 words in 5 sentences using 119 chars . Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 90 chars . ( aside ). Contains 21 words in 5 sentences using 141 chars . ( Exit Hodgson. ) Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 151 chars . END OF ACT SECOND. ACT III. SCENE I. THURSDAY. — TEN O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING. ( Pinchbeck in his room prepared for walking. ) Contains 76 words in 5 sentences using 402 chars . ( Exit Pinchbeck. ) SCENE II. — ABOUT TEN O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING. — PHIL'S ROOM. ( alone ). Contains 55 words in 4 sentences using 271 chars . ( Enter Phil. ) Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars . Contains 49 words in 4 sentences using 257 chars . Contains 33 words in 2 sentences using 167 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 98 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars . Contains 59 words in 4 sentences using 330 chars . Contains 52 words in 3 sentences using 301 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 81 chars . Contains 39 words in 2 sentences using 222 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars . ( Exeunt together. ) SCENE III. ( Huskisson Hodgson alone in his room. ) Contains 103 words in 7 sentences using 503 chars . ( Enter Pinchbeck. ) Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 81 chars . Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . Contains 22 words in 6 sentences using 129 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars . Contains 40 words in 5 sentences using 211 chars . Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 143 chars . Contains 35 words in 2 sentences using 178 chars . ( aside ). Contains 41 words in 4 sentences using 199 chars . Contains 27 words in 5 sentences using 131 chars . ( aside ). Contains 21 words in 4 sentences using 95 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . ( Exit Pinchbeck. ) Contains 22 words in 4 sentences using 135 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars . ( aside ). Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars . ( aside ). Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 61 chars . ( Exit Servant. ) Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 93 chars . ( opening the door ). Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 14 chars . Contains 21 words in 4 sentences using 92 chars . ( overhearing him — aside ). Contains 24 words in 4 sentences using 135 chars . Contains 32 words in 5 sentences using 169 chars . Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars . ( aside ). Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 109 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 68 chars . ( Hands Hodgson a note. ) ( aside, pretending to read it ). Contains 80 words in 6 sentences using 432 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 72 chars . ( aside ). Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 144 chars . Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 52 chars . ( aside ). Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 138 chars . ( aside ). Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 148 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars . Contains 80 words in 4 sentences using 388 chars . Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 58 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 113 chars . ( aside ). Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 37 words in 5 sentences using 189 chars . ( aside ). Contains 31 words in 4 sentences using 157 chars . Contains 26 words in 6 sentences using 124 chars . ( Exit Phil. ) Contains 141 words in 8 sentences using 787 chars . SCENE IV. — PARLOR IN FIZGIG'S HOUSE. — NOON. Contains 89 words in 6 sentences using 464 chars . ( Enter Emily Slapdash. ) ( eagerly ). Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars . Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 30 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 85 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 105 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars . Contains 44 words in 2 sentences using 255 chars . ( sighing ). Contains 50 words in 6 sentences using 234 chars . ( Enter Mrs. Fizgig. ) Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 91 chars . Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 57 chars . Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 33 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 113 chars . Contains 20 words in 5 sentences using 124 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 95 chars . Contains 32 words in 4 sentences using 178 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 56 chars . ( Exit Mrs. Fizgig hurriedly. ) Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 44 words in 4 sentences using 253 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars . Contains 76 words in 7 sentences using 437 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 122 chars . Contains 42 words in 4 sentences using 220 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars . Contains 59 words in 8 sentences using 292 chars . Contains 36 words in 6 sentences using 188 chars . Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 168 chars . ( Exeunt. ) SCENE V. — FIZGIG WRITING IN HIS ROOM. ( Discovered Printer's Boy waiting. ) Contains 107 words in 9 sentences using 557 chars . ( Enter Mrs. Fizgig , in disorder. ) Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars . Contains 10 words in 4 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 100 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 157 chars . Contains 52 words in 8 sentences using 268 chars . ( Exit Fizgig in a hurry, and Mrs. Fizgig after him. ) SCENE VI. — GARAFELIA'S ROOM. ( Discovered Garafelia and Emily conversing. ) Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 103 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars . Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 70 chars . Contains 41 words in 2 sentences using 244 chars . Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 232 chars . Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 229 chars . Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 50 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 108 chars . Contains 77 words in 8 sentences using 418 chars . Contains 53 words in 3 sentences using 269 chars . Contains 37 words in 1 sentence using 230 chars . Contains 42 words in 1 sentence using 239 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 35 words in 5 sentences using 188 chars . Contains 35 words in 2 sentences using 191 chars . Contains 55 words in 5 sentences using 281 chars . Contains 153 words in 7 sentences using 852 chars . Contains 84 words in 4 sentences using 461 chars . Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 150 chars . Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 120 chars . ( Emily puts on her bonnet and shawl, and exit. ) ( looking after her ). Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars . SCENE VII. — PHIL ALONE IN HIS ROOM. ( taking out his watch ). Contains 292 words in 13 sentences using 1544 chars . ( Exit Phil. ) END OF ACT THIRD. ACT IV. SCENE I. — FRIDAY. — MORNING. — PARLOR IN SAM'S HOUSE. — SAM WRITING. ( Enter Phil. ) Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 97 chars . Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 131 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars . Contains 105 words in 3 sentences using 612 chars . Contains 44 words in 3 sentences using 216 chars . Contains 61 words in 3 sentences using 298 chars . Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 141 chars . Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 104 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 55 chars . Contains 113 words in 7 sentences using 576 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 74 chars . Contains 50 words in 3 sentences using 253 chars . Contains 49 words in 4 sentences using 259 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 79 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars . Contains 62 words in 2 sentences using 355 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . Contains 146 words in 6 sentences using 858 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars . Contains 62 words in 6 sentences using 301 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars . ( Exit Phil. ) SCENE II. — PARLOR IN FIZGIG'S HOUSE. — GARAFELIA ALONE. ( Enter Emily. ) Contains 12 words in 4 sentences using 76 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 118 chars . Contains 52 words in 5 sentences using 286 chars . ( With a resigned air. ) Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 201 chars . Contains 112 words in 9 sentences using 544 chars . ( Exit Emily Slapdash. ) ( Enter Mr. and Mrs. Fizgig. ) Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 108 chars . ( sulkily. ) Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 5 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 76 chars . Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 201 chars . Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 158 chars . Contains 85 words in 5 sentences using 481 chars . Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 15 chars . ( in a passion. ) Contains 34 words in 6 sentences using 201 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 74 chars . ( aside to Fiz. ) Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 92 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars . Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars . Contains 44 words in 4 sentences using 212 chars . ( Hurries Fizgig off, who continues to exclaim ) Contains 7 words in 6 sentences using 65 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars . SCENE III. — PARLOR IN SAM'S HOUSE. — SAM TYING UP A PARCEL. ( Enter Phil. ) Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars . Contains 36 words in 4 sentences using 214 chars . Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 39 chars . Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 114 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 9 chars . Contains 34 words in 3 sentences using 166 chars . Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 109 chars . Contains 36 words in 4 sentences using 219 chars . ( Sighs. ) Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 93 chars . Contains 73 words in 5 sentences using 362 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 53 words in 6 sentences using 335 chars . Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 92 chars . Contains 71 words in 7 sentences using 386 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 58 words in 5 sentences using 333 chars . Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 104 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars . Contains 45 words in 5 sentences using 227 chars . ( aside ) Contains 20 words in 5 sentences using 96 chars . ( Exeunt together. ) SCENE IV. — PINCHBECK IN HIS STUDY, WRITING. Contains 50 words in 6 sentences using 308 chars . ( Enter Servant. ) Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 73 chars . Contains 27 words in 6 sentences using 141 chars . Contains 27 words in 5 sentences using 150 chars . ( Aside. ) Contains 38 words in 4 sentences using 190 chars . Contains 29 words in 4 sentences using 180 chars . ( Pinch. goes to the table and writes. ) Contains 38 words in 4 sentences using 204 chars . ( aside to Sam. ) Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars . ( aside to Phil. ) Contains 48 words in 4 sentences using 251 chars . ( coming forward. ) Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars . Contains 19 words in 5 sentences using 102 chars . ( Exit Sam. ) Contains 42 words in 3 sentences using 240 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars . Contains 22 words in 5 sentences using 105 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 34 words in 6 sentences using 194 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 104 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 169 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 94 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 58 chars . Contains 94 words in 8 sentences using 516 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars . Contains 45 words in 2 sentences using 245 chars . Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 152 chars . Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 153 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 10 words in 4 sentences using 68 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 125 chars . Contains 15 words in 5 sentences using 92 chars . Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 165 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars . Contains 34 words in 5 sentences using 211 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars . Contains 37 words in 4 sentences using 205 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 110 words in 6 sentences using 588 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 128 chars . Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 63 chars . Contains 93 words in 6 sentences using 470 chars . Contains 78 words in 6 sentences using 440 chars . ( Exit Phil from stage. ) Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 111 chars . ( Exit Pinchbeck. ) SCENE V. — PARLOR IN MR. FIZGIG'S HOUSE. — ( Sam alone. ) Contains 66 words in 6 sentences using 328 chars . ( Enter Garafelia. ) Contains 19 words in 5 sentences using 110 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 106 chars . Contains 17 words in 5 sentences using 79 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars . Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 131 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 33 words in 3 sentences using 164 chars . Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 95 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 143 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 26 chars . Contains 23 words in 5 sentences using 121 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 34 words in 4 sentences using 185 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars . Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 48 words in 3 sentences using 238 chars . Contains 38 words in 6 sentences using 195 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars . Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 131 chars . ( aside to Sam. ) Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 25 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 37 words in 5 sentences using 181 chars . Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 49 chars . ( Exeunt Phil and Sam and curtain drops. ) END OF ACT FOURTH. ACT V. SCENE I. — SATURDAY. — PARLOR IN FIZGIG'S HOUSE. ( Garafelia in a pensive attitude. ) Contains 22 words in 5 sentences using 109 chars . ( Enter Pinchbeck. ) Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 17 words in 5 sentences using 95 chars . Contains 48 words in 5 sentences using 258 chars . Contains 25 words in 4 sentences using 140 chars . Contains 42 words in 4 sentences using 204 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars . Contains 90 words in 2 sentences using 497 chars . Contains 25 words in 5 sentences using 132 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 104 words in 5 sentences using 596 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . Contains 57 words in 3 sentences using 337 chars . ( eagerly. ) Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 78 chars . ( Rushes into his arms. ) SCENE II. — PARLOR IN SAM'S HOUSE. ( Sam comes to the window, and sees a man posting up a bill. Phil at the door, ringing. ) ( stretching himself. ) Contains 47 words in 7 sentences using 230 chars . Contains 99 words in 8 sentences using 555 chars . Contains 195 words in 16 sentences using 1104 chars . ( opening the door. ) Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars . ( not heeding him. ) Contains 59 words in 4 sentences using 339 chars . Contains 12 words in 4 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 147 chars . Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 79 chars . Contains 89 words in 5 sentences using 496 chars . Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 52 words in 5 sentences using 290 chars . Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars . Contains 48 words in 4 sentences using 277 chars . Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 141 chars . ( Several voices heard: "Look at the mad gentleman, see him now!") Contains 43 words in 5 sentences using 227 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars . Contains 89 words in 8 sentences using 504 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars . Contains 38 words in 4 sentences using 201 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 57 chars . Contains 95 words in 8 sentences using 509 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . ( Exeunt Phil and Sam. ) SCENE III. — PARLOR IN FIZGIG'S HOUSE. ( Discovered Emily and Garafelia. ) Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 118 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 12 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 103 chars . Contains 68 words in 6 sentences using 355 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 103 words in 5 sentences using 552 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 73 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . ( Enter Sam and Phil. ) Contains 37 words in 8 sentences using 187 chars . Contains 12 words in 4 sentences using 64 chars . Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 108 chars . Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 75 chars . Contains 49 words in 6 sentences using 276 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 99 words in 8 sentences using 514 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 65 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 96 chars . ( Exeunt Sam and Phil. ) Contains 29 words in 6 sentences using 163 chars . ( Exeunt Emily and Garafelia. ) SCENE IV. — PINCHBECK IN HIS ROOM, TRYING ON A NEW COAT. Contains 65 words in 8 sentences using 372 chars . Contains 53 words in 6 sentences using 261 chars . Contains 90 words in 8 sentences using 490 chars . Contains 40 words in 6 sentences using 226 chars . ( Exit Pinchbeck. ) SCENE V. — PARLOR IN SAM'S HOUSE. ( Sam alone, with a newspaper in his hand. ) Contains 43 words in 4 sentences using 223 chars . ( Enter Phil. ) Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 106 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 32 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 132 chars . Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 123 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 90 chars . Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 235 chars . Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 45 chars . Contains 218 words in 8 sentences using 1242 chars . Contains 38 words in 3 sentences using 209 chars . Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 17 chars . ( Exeunt together. ) SCENE VI. — DRAWING-ROOM IN FIZGIG'S HOUSE. ( Mr. and Mrs. Fizgig waiting dinner. ) Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 195 chars . Contains 36 words in 4 sentences using 193 chars . ( whistles softly. ) Contains 34 words in 5 sentences using 180 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars . Contains 34 words in 4 sentences using 194 chars . ( Enter Pinchbeck and Garafelia , and throw themselves at the feet of Fizgig. ) Contains 4 words in 4 sentences using 29 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 14 words in 4 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 33 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 67 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars . Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 74 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars . Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 93 chars . Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars . Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 118 chars . Contains 23 words in 5 sentences using 144 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 84 chars . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars . Contains 35 words in 2 sentences using 183 chars . ( working himself up into a rage. ) Contains 68 words in 11 sentences using 332 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars . Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 83 chars . Contains 35 words in 5 sentences using 186 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars . ( to Garaf. ) Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 95 chars . Contains 14 words in 4 sentences using 79 chars . ( aside to Pinch. ) Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 117 chars . ( aside to Garaf. ) Contains 13 words in 5 sentences using 73 chars . ( aloud. ) Contains 85 words in 9 sentences using 482 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars . Contains 13 words in 4 sentences using 78 chars . Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 113 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 78 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 199 chars . ( Enter Servant with a newspaper for Fizgig. ) Contains 26 words in 7 sentences using 142 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 11 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 11 chars . ( reads. ) Contains 42 words in 5 sentences using 260 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 10 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 10 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 10 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 12 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 12 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 88 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 114 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 79 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 33 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 29 words in 4 sentences using 166 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars . Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 102 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 29 words in 3 sentences using 148 chars . ( aside. ) Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars . Contains 64 words in 6 sentences using 383 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 87 chars . Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 68 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars . Contains 26 words in 2 sentences using 130 chars . ( Pinch. turns disdainfully away, and the curtain drops. ) END OF MADMEN ALL; OR, THE CURE OF LOVE.