1870 Characters. Mr. Heartwell (an old bachelor). Joshua Slocum (from Greenville, Me). Teddy Ryan (a native of Ireland). Francois (a French cook). COSTUMES. Mr. Heartwell . — Old man's suit, dressing-gown; gray wig. Joshua Slocum . — "Yankee suit;" plaid pants, very short, with straps; thick boots; short yellow or bright-colored vest; tall dicky, and flashy neck-handkerchief; long coat and yellow wig. Teddy Ryan . — Corduroy breeches; blue stockings; low-cut shoes or heavy brogans; bob-tailed coat; blue-checked shirt, open at the neck; cropwig, red or black; stick and bundle. Francois . — Elegant modern suit; large moustache; kids, and eye-glass. STAGE-DIRECTIONS. R means Right; L, Left; C, Centre. The performer is supposed to be upon the stage, facing the audience. Scene . — Room in Mr. Heartwell's House. Entrances , r. and l. Table and chairs . Enter l. Contains 77 words in 4 sentences using 391 chars . ( outside .) Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars . 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