1968
ACT I. SCENE I.
Capt. Dusenberry's Office in Wall Street
(Enter six old maids, in obsolete costumes, & a dozen veterans of both sexes in all stages of sickness, mutilation & dilapidation. With cats, parrots, poodles, etc.)
— (with youthful diffidence)
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(pretending to glance over the recommendations)
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— (Aside)
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— (Cursed old fool)
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ACT II
Scene I — Quarter Deck of a Steamer
Enter 2 Newspaper Correspondents. They look dejected.
A pause.
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(Enter Dan Sproat low, fat & chunky.)
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(Enter Patriarchs, male & female, in procession.)
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