1882 First performed: December 20, 1881 — CAST OF CHARACTERS — As first performed at Clyde, Ohio, Thursday evening, December 20, 1881, under the management of the author. Elam Pancake, Alf. N. Field. Mr. Weatherton,( a landlord ) W. H. Arlen. Amanda,( his neice ) Allie B. Field. Homer, Louis Hocks, jr. Costumes Modern. — PROPERTIES. — Brace Pistols, Satchel, Cane, 2 Letters, Bottle and Glass, Large Hotel Register, Table, Two Chairs, Dinner Bell. Time of representative — 30 minutes. SCENE I. — Street. Enter Mr. Weatherton, L. ( as he enters ) Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars . ( outside ) Contains 60 words in 4 sentences using 298 chars . Enter Amanda, L. Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 77 chars . Contains 38 words in 3 sentences using 195 chars . Contains 45 words in 2 sentences using 224 chars . Contains 60 words in 5 sentences using 334 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars . Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 28 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars . Contains 39 words in 3 sentences using 181 chars . ( in a passion ) Contains 94 words in 12 sentences using 463 chars . Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 124 chars . Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 100 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars . ( exit , R. ( looking at watch ) Contains 32 words in 2 sentences using 160 chars . ( outside L.) Contains 63 words in 5 sentences using 289 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 9 words in 4 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 82 chars . Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 56 words in 4 sentences using 256 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 61 words in 5 sentences using 325 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars . Contains 133 words in 5 sentences using 630 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 97 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 85 chars . Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 46 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 47 words in 3 sentences using 243 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 14 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars . Contains 41 words in 2 sentences using 205 chars . ( fuming ) Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars . Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 109 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars . ( in a passion ) Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 28 chars . ( exit , R Contains 96 words in 5 sentences using 449 chars . ( bell rings outside ( picks up his satchel and listens ) Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 68 chars . ( exit , R. SCENE II. — Plain interior, table at back, c., chair on each side of table, Mr. W. discovered looking over register. Contains 78 words in 14 sentences using 414 chars . ( aside ) Contains 33 words in 3 sentences using 166 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 72 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars . Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 105 chars . ( pours out liquor into glass Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars . ( sets glass to other side of table, pours out more liquor into second glass Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 88 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 127 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 14 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars . ( exit , L. Contains 79 words in 9 sentences using 361 chars . ( throws letter out , L. 3 E. Enter Amanda, R. 2 E. Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars . ( bows, Elam bows two or three times, Amanda answering each Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . ( bows Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 26 chars . ( bows Contains 8 words in 4 sentences using 36 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars . Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 110 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 14 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 85 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars . ( rising ) Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars . Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 81 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars . Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 110 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 106 chars . Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 63 words in 4 sentences using 276 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 121 chars . Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 6 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . Enter Mr. Weatherton, L. U. E. Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 6 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 95 chars . ( has open letter in hand ) Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 32 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 49 chars . Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 134 chars . ( exit , R. 2 E. ( punching Mr. W. in the ribs ) Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars . ( clearing his throat ) Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 39 chars . ( aside ) Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 90 chars . Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 53 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 107 chars . Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 39 chars . ( looks at letter ) Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 47 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 83 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 90 chars . Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 56 chars . Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 55 chars . ( exit , R. 2 E Contains 62 words in 6 sentences using 293 chars . Enter Amanda, L. 2 E. Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 84 chars . Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 31 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 14 chars . Contains 60 words in 6 sentences using 299 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 66 chars . Contains 49 words in 3 sentences using 244 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 68 words in 3 sentences using 338 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars . Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 100 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 121 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 93 chars . Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 154 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars . Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 6 chars . Contains 21 words in 1 sentence using 124 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 115 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 129 chars . Contains 53 words in 6 sentences using 253 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 118 chars . Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 91 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars . Contains 33 words in 3 sentences using 159 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars . ( goes towards L. U. E. Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 127 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars . ( exit , L. U. E. Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Enter Mr. Weatherton, R. U. E. Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . ( presents two pistols Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars . ( takes pistol Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 109 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars . Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 21 chars . stands facing L. U. E. , Elam gets behind him, facing same way close to him. Contains 0 words in 1 sentence using 1 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars . ( counting ) Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars . They come to C. , Elam has his back to Mr. W., but follows him backwards as he moves to L. U. E. Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . ( counting ) Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 34 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars . ( points R. 1 E.) Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 48 chars . ( they come to C., Mr. W. facing L. U. E., Elam facing R. 1 E. Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars . ( counting ) Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars . Elam walks off, R. 1 E. , Mr. W. rushes after him and brings him back by coat collar Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 65 chars . Contains 68 words in 7 sentences using 361 chars . ( jerks away from him ) Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 35 words in 6 sentences using 195 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars . Contains 61 words in 7 sentences using 294 chars . ( lays still Enter Amanda, R. 2 E. Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars . (R. H.) Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 65 chars . ( Elam groans Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars . ( Elam groans Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars . ( cries — Elam groans very loud Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars . ( jumping up ) Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 8 chars . Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 50 chars . Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 55 chars . Contains 26 words in 2 sentences using 133 chars . — CURTAIN —