1911 The Trouble at Satterlee's DRAMATIS PERSONÆ DOROTHY ALICE MILDRED BERTHA MARIAN who belong to Miss Satterlee's select seminary for young ladies MISS OPHELIA SATTERLEE The lady principal KATHLEEN A Celtic maiden employed in the seminary COSTUMES — MODERN TIME IN REPRESENTATION — FIFTY MINUTES SCENE — Dorothy's little sitting-room. Entrances R. and L. Window R. Chairs and other furnishings as desired. SCENE. — Curtain rises disclosing DOROTHY sitting beside window with book , ALICE lazily reclining upon couch amid many pillows, fingering a guitar . ( sighs ). Contains 44 words in 4 sentences using 199 chars . Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 161 chars . Contains 112 words in 16 sentences using 525 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 72 chars . ( speaking alternately out of the window and to ALICE). Contains 143 words in 18 sentences using 670 chars . Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 75 chars . Contains 81 words in 10 sentences using 403 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 93 chars . Contains 35 words in 4 sentences using 162 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars . Contains 45 words in 4 sentences using 234 chars . Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 163 chars . Contains 38 words in 4 sentences using 188 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars . Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 117 chars . Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars . Contains 22 words in 4 sentences using 124 chars . ( embarrassed ). Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 188 chars . ( smothers DOROTHY with sofa pillows ). Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars . ( Enter KATHLEEN, L.) Contains 61 words in 2 sentences using 291 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 100 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars . ( Seats herself on floor behind chair .) ( after a moment's pause ). Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars . Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars . Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 139 chars . Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 75 chars . Contains 45 words in 5 sentences using 235 chars . (KATHLEEN, startled, raises head above chair and listens intently with appropriate gestures .) Contains 26 words in 4 sentences using 149 chars . Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 71 chars . Contains 35 words in 3 sentences using 180 chars . Contains 39 words in 6 sentences using 187 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars . Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 106 chars . (KATHLEEN is horror-stricken .) Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 74 chars . Contains 112 words in 11 sentences using 583 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars . Contains 50 words in 3 sentences using 258 chars . Contains 80 words in 4 sentences using 387 chars . Contains 38 words in 4 sentences using 178 chars . Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 113 chars . ( Seizes DOROTHY and whirls her out of room; KATHLEEN comes from hiding place .) Contains 157 words in 16 sentences using 789 chars . ( entering L.). Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars . Contains 56 words in 3 sentences using 267 chars . Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 52 chars . Contains 101 words in 6 sentences using 507 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 91 chars . Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 128 chars . Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 142 chars . Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 107 chars . ( Exit KATHLEEN, L.) Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 95 chars . ( Exit MISS SATTERLEE, R.) ( Enter DOROTHY, MILDRED, ALICE, BERTHA, MARIAN, one by one very slowly and cautiously . DOROTHY sits in chair in centre , MILDRED and ALICE sit on the floor at her right , BERTHA and MARIAN at her left, forming a semi-circle. All are very quiet and mysterious .) Contains 161 words in 11 sentences using 750 chars . Contains 34 words in 4 sentences using 165 chars . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 94 chars . Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 158 chars . Contains 51 words in 7 sentences using 255 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 76 chars . Contains 92 words in 9 sentences using 513 chars . Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 91 chars . Contains 51 words in 4 sentences using 238 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars . Contains 91 words in 7 sentences using 448 chars . ( Enter MISS SATTERLEE, R.) Contains 51 words in 4 sentences using 254 chars . ( Enter KATHLEEN, R.) Contains 80 words in 8 sentences using 373 chars . (DOROTHY enters , L.) ( calls ) Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 99 chars . ( Advances to C., and acts .) Contains 184 words in 20 sentences using 939 chars . ( Ends in long shriek, as GHOSTS march in L. singing chant in low and solemn monotone .) ( kneeling ). Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars . (SPIRITS continue march and chant .) Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars . (SPIRITS line up , DOROTHY still kneeling .) ( who is ALICE speaks in hollow, ghostly tones ). Contains 36 words in 4 sentences using 177 chars . Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars . Contains 35 words in 1 sentence using 175 chars . ( still kneeling ). Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 60 chars . (GHOSTS form little group at L. entrance. All beckon slowly as ALICE speaks .) Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars . (DOROTHY with great effort, staggers toward them .) ( taking knife from DOROTHY'S hand ). Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 80 chars . ( All march out L., with solemn chant. Chant heard far down the hall . KATHLEEN, with loud scream , "Sure, it's a judgment on poor Miss Dorothy!" comes from hiding place and falls into chair . GHOSTS run in upon hearing scream .) Contains 35 words in 3 sentences using 166 chars . ( Screams as they touch her .) Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 91 chars . ( slowly, gazing at white-robed figures ). Contains 34 words in 3 sentences using 154 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 109 chars . Contains 44 words in 4 sentences using 212 chars . Contains 36 words in 5 sentences using 199 chars . Contains 37 words in 3 sentences using 170 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 121 chars . ( Exit MISS SATTERLEE, L.) Contains 33 words in 4 sentences using 166 chars . Contains 55 words in 5 sentences using 285 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 54 chars . Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 69 chars . ( Girls all laugh hysterically .) Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars . ( sobbing ). 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Contains 31 words in 2 sentences using 143 chars . Contains 19 words in 1 sentence using 94 chars . ( Enter MISS SATTERLEE, R.) Contains 58 words in 6 sentences using 328 chars . ( stage whisper ) Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 64 chars . ( Girls all shake heads .) Contains 61 words in 6 sentences using 323 chars . ( Rap heard at door, and KATHLEEN enters R.) Contains 62 words in 4 sentences using 334 chars . Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars . Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars . Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars . Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars . Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 66 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars . ( despairingly ). Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars . Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 118 chars . Contains 54 words in 3 sentences using 277 chars . CURTAIN