1870 CHARACTERS. Sam Sly (Little but Smart). Tom Slowboy (a Lubberly Country Boy). COSTUMES. Sly . — Neat boy's suit. Slowboy . — "Make up" fat, wide collar and rough wig. STAGE-DIRECTIONS. R means Right; L, Left; C, Centre. The performer is supposed to be upon the stage, facing the audience. Scene . — Stage at a School Exhibition . ( Enter Tom Slowboy, r. , goes to c. of stage, makes an awkward bow .) ( With gestures as far from what they should be as possible .) Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars . ( Enter Sam Sly, l. He approaches Tom Slowboy , and, with pantomimic gestures, bids him stop . Slowboy looks at him; and then, with same gestures as before ,) Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars . ( Sam Sly here seizes him by the arm, and, with still more earnest pantomime, points to a programme which he holds in his hand . Slowboy looks at it, and then angrily attempts again .) Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars . Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 107 chars . Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 96 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 83 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars . Contains 61 words in 6 sentences using 281 chars . Contains 45 words in 3 sentences using 216 chars . ( During Slowboy's attempts at reciting , Sly stands behind him, and imitates his gestures .) Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 80 chars . ( Interrupting .) Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 81 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 98 chars . Contains 22 words in 1 sentence using 107 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 30 chars . Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 107 chars . Contains 36 words in 3 sentences using 162 chars . Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 107 chars . Contains 60 words in 3 sentences using 300 chars . Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 88 chars . Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 75 chars . ( Interrupting .) Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 100 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 84 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 96 chars . ( Fiercely .) Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 79 chars . Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 77 chars . ( Interrupting .) Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 105 chars . ( Shakes his fist .) Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars . ( Interrupting .) Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars . ( Seizes Sly , and puts his hand over his mouth; Sly twisting and wriggling to get away .) Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars . Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 147 chars . ( Breaking away .) Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 13 chars . Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars . Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars . Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 47 chars . Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 70 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 44 chars . Contains 41 words in 5 sentences using 195 chars . Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 46 chars . Contains 37 words in 3 sentences using 181 chars . Together . Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 87 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 100 chars . ( Fiercely .) Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 139 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars . ( To audience .) Contains 49 words in 4 sentences using 268 chars . ( To audience .) Contains 43 words in 1 sentence using 245 chars . Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 76 chars . ( Enter , Sly, l. , suddenly .) ( Interrupting .) Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 90 chars . ExitSly, l. , pursued by Slowboy .