1969 CHARACTERS DOCTOR GRAPE BILL, a Servant 1ST PATIENT 2ND PATIENT JAMES, a Servant Scene. — Chamber. Table, chairs, door in flat; screen back of table. Doctor discovered reading paper . Contains 65 words in 5 sentences using 306 chars . Enter Bill and James Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars . Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars . Contains 41 words in 4 sentences using 192 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars . Contains 26 words in 1 sentence using 122 chars . Exit Doctor. Bill and James commence dancing and singing Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars . Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 11 chars . Contains 87 words in 2 sentences using 394 chars . Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars . Bill puts on Doctor's gown. Knock heard at door Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 9 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars . Contains 26 words in 1 sentence using 119 chars . Patient takes chair Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars . Contains 36 words in 1 sentence using 160 chars . Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars . Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars . Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars . Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars . Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars . Bill, who has been looking out from behind screen, runs off Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars . Enter Bill with letters; looks at Patient Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars . Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars . Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars . Contains 61 words in 7 sentences using 342 chars . Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars . Contains 59 words in 3 sentences using 278 chars . Contains 68 words in 5 sentences using 348 chars . Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars . Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 94 chars . Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 53 chars . James goes to table, gets the two stuffed clubs, hands Bill one, and both shake them behind Patient's back Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 49 chars . Contains 45 words in 3 sentences using 236 chars . Patient straightens up; Bill and James both club him; he falls on the floor; they keep clubbing him till he crawls off Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 9 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars . Contains 38 words in 1 sentence using 175 chars . Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars . Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 82 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars . Contains 122 words in 8 sentences using 618 chars . Very frightened Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars . Contains 48 words in 3 sentences using 249 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 121 chars . Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 76 chars . Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . Looking frightened Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars . Contains 48 words in 2 sentences using 266 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars . James takes the blue frame, a two-foot square frame with blue paper pasted on it, and bursts it over the Patient's head; Bill squirts seltzer water at him; the Doctor and 1st Patient rush in; Bill squirts water over the Doctor; James clubs both Patients. Close in The End