1889 First performed: March 29, 1889 CHARACTERS ( As originally produced at The Star Theatre, New York, Friday, March 29, 1889 ) THE HUSBAND C. Coquelin . THE WIFE Agnes Booth . TIME. — The present — a little before eleven P. M. PLACE. — New York — and in the pleasant parlor of the happy pair. SCENE. — A small parlor, with a fireplace at back, and doors R. and L. Two armchairs before the fireplace, and a sofa near door L. Small table on R., with ice-water pitcher and glass. The WIFE is discovered seated near the fireplace, doing needlework. She pauses for a moment and sighs. Then she resumes her work with impatience. The clock on the mantelpiece strikes eleven . Contains 16 words in 6 sentences using 74 chars . ( thrusting back her chair ). Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars . ( The HUSBAND is about to speak .) ( rising and recoiling ). Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars . ( with her hand on the door ). Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars . ( coming out of her room and standing before him ). Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 57 chars . ( The HUSBAND is surprised .) ( explosively ). Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 44 chars . ( The HUSBAND is more surprised .) Contains 34 words in 1 sentence using 175 chars . ( The HUSBAND is about to rise .) Contains 37 words in 3 sentences using 172 chars . ( The HUSBAND is about to speak .) ( suddenly ). Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 111 chars . ( The HUSBAND looks at the clock .) ( quickly ). Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 95 chars . ( The HUSBAND looks at his watch .) Contains 44 words in 3 sentences using 194 chars . ( The HUSBAND is about to protest .) Contains 43 words in 4 sentences using 200 chars . ( The HUSBAND is about to protest again .) Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars . ( The HUSBAND smiles .) Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 120 chars . ( The HUSBAND protests again .) ( feverishly ). Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 103 chars . ( The HUSBAND stands impassive .) Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 109 chars . ( The HUSBAND is reduced to apathy .) Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars . ( The HUSBAND revolts at last .) Contains 63 words in 5 sentences using 313 chars . ( The HUSBAND tries to protest .) Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 142 chars . ( The HUSBAND suggests a doubt .) Contains 25 words in 4 sentences using 112 chars . ( The HUSBAND modestly deprecates this compliment .) Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 82 chars . ( The HUSBAND is disconcerted .) Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 94 chars . ( The HUSBAND approaches her, smiling .) Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 104 chars . ( The HUSBAND recoils indignantly .) Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 83 chars . ( The HUSBAND wonders what she means .) Contains 37 words in 4 sentences using 180 chars . ( The HUSBAND looks at her reproachfully .) Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 102 chars . ( The HUSBAND shakes his head .) Contains 38 words in 4 sentences using 186 chars . ( The HUSBAND is about to explain .) Contains 46 words in 3 sentences using 237 chars . ( The HUSBAND lifts up his eyes .) Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 130 chars . ( starting afresh ). Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 130 chars . ( The HUSBAND is discouraged .) Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . ( The HUSBAND doesn't know, and doesn't care .) Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 111 chars . ( The HUSBAND suggests that the subject is not interesting .) Contains 54 words in 6 sentences using 236 chars . ( The HUSBAND again suggests his lack of interest in the subject .) Contains 41 words in 5 sentences using 193 chars . ( The HUSBAND indicates his complete indifference .) Contains 47 words in 3 sentences using 214 chars . ( The HUSBAND looks at her with wonder .) Contains 60 words in 3 sentences using 290 chars . ( The HUSBAND again looks at her in wonder .) Contains 42 words in 5 sentences using 196 chars . ( The HUSBAND has at last a chance to reply, but he feels it would be useless. He shrugs his shoulders and turns away .) Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 93 chars . ( The HUSBAND turns back .) Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars . ( The HUSBAND looks at her calmly .) Contains 42 words in 5 sentences using 209 chars . ( The HUSBAND approaches her .) Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . ( The HUSBAND is staggered by this .) Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars . ( The HUSBAND does not know what to do .) Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 146 chars . ( The HUSBAND has again a chance to speak, but what could he say! Obviously, the best thing he can do is to go. So he starts toward the door , R.) Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars . ( The HUSBAND turns back .) Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 93 chars . ( The HUSBAND is about to answer, but he checks himself .) Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars . ( The HUSBAND raises his eyebrows .) ( furiously ). Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars . ( The HUSBAND takes up his paper quietly, and sits down again before the fire .) Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars . ( The HUSBAND begins to read .) ( drawing near to him ). Contains 81 words in 4 sentences using 412 chars . ( The HUSBAND, touched by this, lays aside his newspaper .) Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 136 chars . ( The HUSBAND is about to affirm .) Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 139 chars . ( The HUSBAND is about to speak .) Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 113 chars . ( The HUSBAND is again about to speak .) Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars . ( The HUSBAND protests .) Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 75 chars . ( The HUSBAND hesitates .) Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 43 chars . ( She falls, sobbing, on the sofa. The HUSBAND looks at her compassionately .) ( sobbing ). Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars . ( The HUSBAND is sorrowful .) ( sitting up ). Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 83 chars . ( The HUSBAND goes toward her .) ( thrusting him aside ). Contains 28 words in 4 sentences using 143 chars . ( The HUSBAND thinks this is a little too much. He loses patience completely, and in his anger strides to and fro .) Contains 39 words in 4 sentences using 178 chars . ( The HUSBAND continues to pace to and fro .) Contains 44 words in 3 sentences using 240 chars . ( The HUSBAND who is near the fireplace, turns at this last speech .) Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 164 chars . ( The HUSBAND is indignant .) Contains 36 words in 2 sentences using 182 chars . ( The HUSBAND is impatient .) Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 68 chars . ( The HUSBAND is more and more impatient .) Contains 26 words in 1 sentence using 120 chars . ( The HUSBAND has taken up a paper-cutter from the mantelpiece, and at the word "divorce" he breaks it .) Contains 31 words in 4 sentences using 155 chars . ( The HUSBAND is about to let his indignation break out, but he controls himself. Going to the little table, he pours out a glass of water .) Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 88 chars . ( The HUSBAND pours out a little more water, filling the glass up .) Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 68 chars . ( The HUSBAND sips his glass slowly, and in great calmness .) ( furiously ). Contains 20 words in 1 sentence using 84 chars . ( The HUSBAND sets down the glass and wipes his lips .) ( after a pause ). Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 83 chars . ( The HUSBAND listens to her coldly but politely, and then goes to the little table and sets down the glass .) ( very angry ). Contains 29 words in 2 sentences using 132 chars . ( The HUSBAND still listens frigidly .) Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 146 chars . ( The HUSBAND, resigned to anything, listens in silence .) Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars . ( The HUSBAND, by a gesture, suggests that there is no need for him to say anything .) Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars . ( The HUSBAND shrugs his shoulders .) Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 72 chars . ( The HUSBAND raises his hands in a silent appeal to heaven .) ( sobbing ). Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 146 chars . ( The HUSBAND listens stolidly .) Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars . ( The HUSBAND protests .) Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 69 chars . ( The HUSBAND is about to speak .) Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars . ( The HUSBAND looks at the audience, as though to call them to witness. Then he turns to the WIFE, smiling .) Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 67 chars . ( The HUSBAND takes a jewel-case from his pocket, and opens it .) Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars . ( The HUSBAND hands it to her .) Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars . ( The HUSBAND nods .) ( reading the inscription inside the bracelet ). Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars . ( The HUSBAND nods again .) ( effusively ). Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 57 chars . CURTAIN