1884 CAST OF CHARACTERS . GERTRUDE SADHEART. AMY D'ESPRIT, her friend . HENRY SPENDLOVE. A SERVANT. TIME OF PLAYING — TWENTY MINUTES. SCENERY . SCENE — A modern interior, with a country outlook. COSTUMES . Henry Spendlove Gentleman's walking suit. Gertrude — Rather plain, but still handsome attire. Amy d'Esprit — Fashionable visiting dress. PROPERTIES . Books and a watch for Gertrude. STAGE DIRECTIONS . R. means Right of Stage, facing the Audience; L. Left; C. Centre; R. C. Right of Centre; L. C. Left of Centre; D. F. Door in the Flat, or Scene running across the back of the Stage; C. D. F. Centre Door in the Flat; R. D. F. Right Door in the Flat; L. D. F. Left Door in the Flat; R. D. Right Door; L. D. Left Door; 1 E. First Entrance; 2 E. Second Entrance; U. E. Upper Entrance; 1, 2 or 3 G. First, Second or Third Groove. R. R. C. C. L. C L. The reader is supposed to be upon the stage facing the audience. SCENE — A Modern Interior, with a Country outlook . (GERTRUDE SADHEART discovered alone, seated listlessly, and surrounded by books .) ( looking at watch .) Contains 66 words in 5 sentences using 345 chars . ( A knock at the door .) Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 8 chars . ( Enter AMY D'ESPRIT.) Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 105 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars . Contains 31 words in 4 sentences using 134 chars . Contains 19 words in 1 sentence using 87 chars . Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 72 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars . Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 6 chars . Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 68 chars . Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 89 chars . Contains 18 words in 1 sentence using 93 chars . Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 56 chars . Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 73 chars . Contains 28 words in 1 sentence using 129 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars . ( laughingly .) Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars . ( sadly .) Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 61 chars . ( mock-startled .) Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars . Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 8 chars . Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars . Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 150 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 102 chars . Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 80 chars . Contains 151 words in 12 sentences using 768 chars . Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 67 chars . Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars . Contains 23 words in 1 sentence using 118 chars . Contains 67 words in 8 sentences using 342 chars . Contains 61 words in 4 sentences using 297 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 100 chars . Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars . Contains 20 words in 1 sentence using 112 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 96 chars . Contains 35 words in 3 sentences using 189 chars . Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 52 chars . Contains 21 words in 1 sentence using 113 chars . Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 57 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars . Contains 21 words in 1 sentence using 107 chars . Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars . Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 74 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars . ( rising .) Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars . ( laughing, and taking book out of satchel, and handing it to GERTRUDE.) Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 82 chars . ( who had risen, and who had just commenced carelessly turning over the pages of the book, now falls back with a scream .) Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . ( running to GERTRUDE, and in alarm .) Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars . Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 54 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars . Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars . ( takes up book wonderingly, and finding the title-page, reads , staccato, and in an inquiring voice .) Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 105 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 65 chars . Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars . Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars . ( Enter SERVANT.) Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 70 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars . (HARRY SPENDLOVE rushes in from behind Servant, runs towards GERTRUDE, and clasps her in his arms .) Contains 52 words in 2 sentences using 267 chars . Contains 19 words in 1 sentence using 90 chars . Contains 54 words in 4 sentences using 265 chars . Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars . Contains 136 words in 6 sentences using 729 chars . ( humorously .) Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars . ( looking to GERTRUDE with some confusion .) Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars . ( coming to the rescue .) Contains 36 words in 2 sentences using 157 chars . ( observing book .) Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars . Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 160 chars . Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 40 chars . Contains 45 words in 4 sentences using 233 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars . CURTAIN .